The Tunics - Cost of Living (official video)

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The Tunics - Cost of Living

Bad boys at the back of the bus,
They’re kicking up a storm,
They’re kicking up a fuss about something,
That you know you never did,
This is something a kid should never witness
What’s this, cat’s got your tongue,
Left right pocket he brandishes a gun,
Is it a fake one, well who could ever tell?
As you wish to god, you’d be saved by the stop bell

Conductor or CCTV,
But no one’s out there who’s willing to help me,
In this what is my one time of need,
Thoughts spinning, kicking up a speed

Is this what free travel costs?
A phone and a wallet and a new ipod
Your grace and your last shreds of dignity
Are thrown away as you begin to plead
For what you believe could be your life or your teeth
Your love or your money or your wife to be
There’s answers to questions you’ll forever seek
Why did you do it to me?

It’s a sad sorry state of affairs
Looking there and everywhere for someone who cares
Someone to be there and see I’ve nowhere to go
But to go where the flowers grow
Live among the garden stones
There’s nowhere for this boy to roam

Bad boys with toy guns
On the last train in the setting sun
Make up for one long walk home

Is this what free travel costs?
A phone and a wallet and a new ipod
Your grace and your last shreds of dignity
Are thrown away as you begin to plead
For what you believe could be your life or your teeth
Your love or your money or your wife to be
There’s answers to questions you’ll forever seek
Why did you do it to me?

乾物女變靚真人騷！！豬扒親身展示大翻身秘訣！

主題：乾物女變靚真人騷
專家：星級化妝師Jonathan、乾物女Stefanie
簡介：豬扒親身展示大翻身秘訣﹗
日期：2010-07-15

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【轉】有趣的簡訊

有趣的簡訊

1. 花不能代表愛情,但玫瑰做到了
   樹經不起枯燥,但仙人掌做到了
   豬不懂看簡訊,但你做到了!!
   
   
2. 昨晚我發了個夢，夢見你手拿菜刀氣喘地在追一隻豬。
   那隻豬卻突然跪地求饒說：本是同根生，相煎何太急！
   
   
3. 你那裏有電視嗎？快看明珠台，美國白宮被炸了，整棟樓塌了，警方已封鎖整個華盛頓，19人死亡，32受傷，11人失蹤，1人受騙！
   
   
4. 上帝看見你口渴，創造了水；
   上帝看見你餓，創造了米；
   上帝看見你沒有可愛的朋友，創造了我；
   然而祂也看見這世界上沒有白痴，順便也創造你。
   
   
5. 如果政府規定一個人一生只能對一個好，我情願那個人就是你。
   我無怨無悔，至死不渝！
   但偏偏政府沒規定…那就算了！
   
   
6. 想你是件快樂的事!
   見你是件開心的事!
   愛你是我永遠要做的事!
   把你放在心上是我一直在做的事!
   不過‧‧‧騙你，是剛發生的事！哈‧‧哈！
   
   
7. 電話響了一聲，代表我正在想你！
   兩聲，代表我喜歡你！
   三聲，代表我愛你！
   當第七聲響起…
   靠，我是真的有事找你，還不快接電話！
   
   
8. 我把你的名字寫在天空裡，可是被風吹走了；
   我把你的名字寫在沙灘上，可是被海沖走了；
   我把你的名字寫在每一個角落…
   頂，我被警察抓走了！
   
   
9. 如果長得好看是一種錯…我已經鑄成大錯
   如果可愛是一種罪…我已經犯了滔天大罪
   做人真難!
   …你就好啦~沒錯又沒罪…真羨慕你
   
   
10. 當白雲飄過，那是我想你的痕跡；
    當陽光閃耀，那是我想你的感覺；
    當雨水落下，那是我想你的證據；
    當雷電交加，那是我向天祈求你被劈中...哈--哈--
    
    
11. 如果說燒一年的香可以與你相遇，
    燒三年的香可以與你相識，
    燒十年的香可以與你相惜，
    為了我下輩子的幸福，
    我願意...改信基督教

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牛走不了幾步碰跌了路邊的檔攤, 賠了二十元, 老農又罵....你以為你是城管呀, 話掃就掃

牛走到了草地, 餓了就吃幾口草, 又被罰了三十元, 老農再罵....你以為你是質檢隊員呀,去到邊食到邊

牛走到了池塘邊, 怕被罵不喝水, 老農又罵....你以為你在天上人間呀, 沒小姐陪就不喝

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